I'm too sexy...

for my car, too sexy for my car, doesn't get me very far.

Well, whatever, it's turning into a piece of crap. Or I'm just not treating it very well.

For example, after karate today, Cliff dropped me off at the usual beach meeting spot (how cool is that - we meet at the beach like it's no big deal? Never did that in the States!). I unlocked the FRONT driver's side door. I then pulled the handle for the REAR driver's side door. And I hear something break, fall through the interior of the door, and land with a *thunk* at the bottom of the door. After unlocking said door, it won't open. No matter of movement on the rear driver's side door handle will open it.

I broke a car door. I had to reach inside the car and use that handle to get the door open. Clearly, the reason for this is because I'm too sexy for my car. Or I'm too stupid. Let's pretend this is a "Choose your own Adventure" and you get to decide. If you choose sexy, ...